What's your favorite Christmas song???

Actually, this is one of my favorite song's ever.

And can we talk about Bono's hair?

It's magical.

How can I torture my child when she gets older???

Oh, yes, I know.... take them to Olan Mills for holiday pictures. Below each picture you can read, what I'm sure my child was thinking while this was happening to her.

Seriously, you want me to put my hands on my hips then put my feet where?

Oh Sweet Jesus, you scared me!

What's in there??

My mom really wanted to pick this one, but the asshole
photographer made it look like I have a snowball bra!

My hair looks funky in this one... and well so do I.

I can't help laughing at how stupid this is!

I know I'm cute, but again funky hair. Dammit!

This was in the running, but my mom couldn't
get over my left eye looking a little gimpish.

Sheet of wallets.... SCORE!

Listen bitch, "I am smiling!"

And the winner is........ Thanks mom for picking the most idiotic picture!