12.01.2009

How can I torture my child when she gets older???

Oh, yes, I know.... take them to Olan Mills for holiday pictures. Below each picture you can read, what I'm sure my child was thinking while this was happening to her.

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Seriously, you want me to put my hands on my hips then put my feet where?

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Oh Sweet Jesus, you scared me!

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What's in there??

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My mom really wanted to pick this one, but the asshole
photographer made it look like I have a snowball bra!

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My hair looks funky in this one... and well so do I.

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I can't help laughing at how stupid this is!

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I know I'm cute, but again funky hair. Dammit!

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This was in the running, but my mom couldn't
get over my left eye looking a little gimpish.

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Sheet of wallets.... SCORE!

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Listen bitch, "I am smiling!"

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And the winner is........ Thanks mom for picking the most idiotic picture!

2 comments:

The New MBA said...

Love it!

When my oldest was two, a photographer came to her day care. Why he gave her two apples to hold in front of her chest, I have no idea. But the photo came out looking like she was holding a nice set of jugs. My brother-in-law put it in perspective, "at least he didn't give her a banana."

Aidan Donnelley Rowley said...

Love the photos. Love the captions. Sweet, obliging little girl!