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Wordless Wednesday

Old Navy rocks! How badass are these sunglasses. And for $5!!

Wordless Wednesday

I mean seriously... can you stand the cuteness??

Wordless Wednesday

This is my favorite picture from Christmas....

My top words of 2009 (according to the genius of twitter)

words (ordered by most used)

love please people thanks sleep time little wish night tonight help happy feel followers okay read girl watching post yeah follow totally shit seriously child book hate hope baby blog tweet crazy kids super getting days test thank stuff life dear finally favorite sorry hours look awesome pretty stop movie birthday weird home sucks friends morning times person maybe friend makes probably watched sick nice coffee support potty glad week wait hear sweet class trend family following studying picture lost fucking trying steelers funny tired sleeping school excited tomorrow christmas

What's your favorite Christmas song???

Actually, this is one of my favorite song's ever.

And can we talk about Bono's hair?

It's magical.

How can I torture my child when she gets older???

Oh, yes, I know.... take them to Olan Mills for holiday pictures. Below each picture you can read, what I'm sure my child was thinking while this was happening to her.

Seriously, you want me to put my hands on my hips then put my feet where?

Oh Sweet Jesus, you scared me!

What's in there??

My mom really wanted to pick this one, but the asshole
photographer made it look like I have a snowball bra!

My hair looks funky in this one... and well so do I.

I can't help laughing at how stupid this is!

I know I'm cute, but again funky hair. Dammit!

This was in the running, but my mom couldn't
get over my left eye looking a little gimpish.

Sheet of wallets.... SCORE!

Listen bitch, "I am smiling!"

And the winner is........ Thanks mom for picking the most idiotic picture!